hella

[mydrippingwings]

yesterday i went to "out of africa" i think it was overpriced. but they gave us carrots to feed the giraffes. i stuck mine between my teeth so it had to kiss me. i'm not sure you can put a price on once in a lifetime exotic beastiality. i cant believe i have to go back to work tomorrow.

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[forcefedglass]

You should have stuck the carrot in your ass. AUUUUUGH I HAVE FRANKENHOOKER.

[mydrippingwings]

you should visit me. and not just because you have frankenhooker... did that last bit sound convincing?