a lot can happen in 86 weeks. unfortunately nothing of interest has happened to me. there, that pretty much brings things up to speed. does anyone still use this thing anyway?

i correct myself, i mean all the time
i feel like complaining but it only bothers you
the things i do that make your blood run cold

i'm jobless, sick, and have dial up internet.

Portland isn't so bad. although it's been almost two weeks and i still dont have a job. other than that i like it. all the hobos mostly stay in chinatown where the shelters are. yesterday derek and i went for a fuck off two hour hike. i like the trees here. they're so tall and covered in so much moss it looks like my grandmothers shag green

well it's a good thing i'm moving to Portland on monday because we recieved a 10day eviction notice yesterday because of my Freddy Kruger decorations in the front window.

someone get me some antibiotics please. i dont care if they expired in 1987 i'll still swallow them. please someone anyone any kind any dose just something to clear up this sinus infection

today at the mall i was sitting in my parked car and some hillbilly in a pickup truck hit my car. then he wasn't sure if he hit it so he kept trying to go forward and rocked my car. derek and i laughed so hard. i made him give me $10 for me not to exchange insurance. my car just has a tiny scratch so i dont care. he thought i was a crackhead ( Read more... )

yesterday i went to "out of africa" i think it was overpriced. but they gave us carrots to feed the giraffes. i stuck mine between my teeth so it had to kiss me. i'm not sure you can put a price on once in a lifetime exotic beastiality. i cant believe i have to go back to work tomorrow.

just sitting around licking my dick. whats everyone doing for halloween?

its not often that i feel lonely