Why I Know I Have an Awesome Rack

[myheartisaapple]

I was pulled over Friday night because I ran a red light, I hadn't been drinking, but was inebriated in various other ways. I was asked if my car could be searched and I'm a dumbass and said yes, even though I knew there were 'presents' scattered about my car. I suppose I could say I temporarily forgot, but really I'm just insane and thought the

Comments

[sexual_nymph]

ha oh my god that's so lucky, fuck about the absolute though. your boobs could start a revolution.

[_fashionnugget]

living above the law!!!! and its just the start!

[myheartisaapple]

Hells yes! To make more money to fuel our dorm room, we should sell something. I don't know, something... profitable.