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I'll be back in Oregon on the 1st of July.

"Will you walk a little faster ( Read more... )

I like it here already ( Read more... )

The tickets have officially been bought. I take off for good on March 17th.

This is all from Robert F. Kennedy's "Crimes Against Nature", which is fantastic ( Read more... )

I've been shit-canned.

Bitches.

A woman who looked way too much like plastic for her own good came into my coffee shop the other day with about 30 Nordstrom bags and asked me for a caramel machiatto, stirred, not shaken. I cannot fathom what goes through these people's heads during the day ( Read more... )

I really hate it when my landlord turns off my water without telling me about it and then I can't poop in my own apartment. However, I do have a very nice bathroom very close, I call it Bryan's apartment.

Today is the first day of October, which means that Go See Jacob Day is in 19 days. I also really miss Olga.