Get a job.

[myheartisaapple]

Everyone asks me for cigarettes, but no one ever offers. Also, next time a homeless man yells at me for having any spare change, the iron fist is coming down.

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an offering of love and admeration

[fineprint_crow]

ummmm i have been saving a pack of lucky strikes for you for the past month
i was just too cheap to ship it

Re: an offering of love and admeration

[myheartisaapple]

You have got to be fucking kidding me. I love you. And I definitely have not forgotten about taking you out for a birthday dinner. Two more days babe, then you're mine.