I just read an article in the New York times About the researches in South Korea who just cloned a dog for the first time. When asked for comment American researcher Dr. Cameron said this ( Read more... )

i told haru sushi that i had a family emergency a couple of months ago and never went back. i just got a job at the container store, ive been through a week of training so far. here is what i have learned ( Read more... )

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man alive. i got my first paying comedy gig in nyc. i got a job doing stand-up in times square, and tonight was my first night. the host went missing, so i said i would fill in. ive never hosted a stand-up show ever. im a near retarded comedian, in fact, much newer and greener than the other comics in the show. to my horror/delight, the ( Read more... )

Your Birthdate: July 21

Being born on the 21st day of the month (3 energy) is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life ( Read more... )

so i am in pittsburgh for the next week. what about my job ( Read more... )

Days three and four of: COUNTDOWN TO DISMISSAL ( Read more... )

Days 1 and 2 of "Countdown to Dismissal ( Read more... )

i am about to sit down with my world class cocktail waitressing friend, maggie, so that she may advise me on how to fake a resume and get a similar career started. i intend to distribute this falsification all over times square tomorrow, but i have one glorious prize in particular. caroline's comedy club. they always have the best bookings. i ( Read more... )

did you all know that despite the fact that i never update (even though i promised i would everyday), i still check up on all of your entries almost every day? it is time to give back ( Read more... )