So I'm getting pretty sick of LJ. I'm switching to blogger, where I think I'll have more freedom, more inspiration, and a wider audience. I'll still check in on youse guys every once in a while, to make sure no one's killed themselves or eaten martian badgers.

If anybody has any questions, feel free to ask. Otherwise, ciao for now!

My new blog is

So I'm a big fan of conservapedia. I've been using Alex's account to vandalize it by pretending I'm some sort of right wing nutjob, which pretty much means that no matter what I do, so long as I stay in character, they can't ban me. But news on my changes later, because this is way too funny ( Read more... )

1. Describe your ex in one word ( Read more... )

Yeah. It was pretty lame. The action was boring, predictable, not-awesome, and all the narration and bombastic speech making put me to sleep.

Really, as long as the Immortals had actually been cool, it would have been better. Hell, if there had been one single duel, just one, I would have been supremely happy. Instead, it was just a bunch of slo- ( Read more... )

Your Birthdate: December 9
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Purim was fun. Rabbi Mike is cool; great GW impression. although definitely the people who were readin in other languages weren't so hot. but hey, they tried. and, of course, since i went to gwen's room, i got mizakedupped all over the face. which helped out my villanous role for Mario's latest noir. Oh speaking of which, Mario's now-ex girlfriend ( Read more... )

Yes. There's going to be another one. Today is the first year anniversary of the first one (gosh, already?), and I just found out that there will be a second one on the 24th of this month. Fuck yeah!!!

I'm going. And you better, too.

It's been a good few days. Stayin' up till 6, having many long, insightful discussions. Me and sladuuch came up with a theoretical strategy for enacting true political and social change in this country, and we're thinking of actually getting the ball rolling ourselves. A grassroots revolution, if you will, aimed at restructuring the entire political system ( Read more... )

Sniper

I've murdered you in my sleep.
Yet even there, your blood
can only tease my embers.
     You ignite me,
though I cannot burn.
I am a perpetual sparkling ash,
a blaze snowfall disintegration--

You didn't miss me
when you said you did;
Your accuracy was impeccable.
The question, I think, is this:
Were you awake
              when you pulled the trigger?

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My grandma had a stroke. My whole family is there to take care of her, except for me. I won't tell you exactly how I feel about this, because a) words do not suffice and b) it would take a lot of telling to get it all out, and I no longer have the time or energy. But what can be said is this: this woman raised me since I was born. I have lived on ( Read more... )