The Department of Homeland Security has issued the following national emergency bulletin in effect in all states and territories:

Controversial actor/director/bigot Mel Gibson's latest cinematic concoction Apocalypto has been airing on wide release throughout the country for the past several weeks. An FBI study has detected an alarming increase ( Read more... )

so I got an email from Delta airlines. The headline was this ( Read more... )

Mmm. I spent the whole of yesterday immersed in airport culture. I hated it. And, amusingly enough, I loved it. Here's why ( Read more... )

Impressionism conference paper: 13 out of 12 pages; done.

Political theory paper: 1 out of 8 pages.

Chinese history: 0 out of 7 pages.

Four and a half days left. I can do this.

So I'm twenty. I'm supposed to make some sort of post about my life these past two decades. So, instead of finishing those last two pages on my conference paper, I will do so, for anyone who cares ( Read more... )

Two Gather

She lies upon me
Entangled, ensconced
She smells
    of reverie,
tastes
    of melody
She finds the spaces of me
in an elfin lullaby
She breaks the pallor of me
with this liquid languor
[-connect-]
In this puddle of us,
we lie;
We lie.

I have three papers to write. Two must exceed ten pages, the other I'm not sure about. Not a lick of work has been accomplished on any of these. So what do I do?

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!

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So I've definitely decided to participate in the mongol rally at some point in the near future.If ( Read more... )

Maybe, one day, I will start working on my Impressionism conference work. Maybe.

Maybe, one day, I'll be able to see Prema Samuel. And maybe, just maybe, I'll find out where she got such an odd name.

Really, the only reason I'm making this post is so I can have an excuse to use my new icon. I'm bored like that.

http://www.city-journal.org/html/16_4_urbanities-paris_hilton.html

*cries*