my best friend from my childhood is 5 months pregnant with a little girl. what happened to the time?

I still feel too young to tie my own shoes.

 ( DIAF HOSEA AND TAKE YOUR PUBIC GOATEE WITH YOU )

 The Judd Apatow sketch with Rogen and Franco was seriously perfection. The two of them laughing at The Reader and Doubt and omg Franco's face during the Milk kissing scene. I was literally crying.


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Updates:

Classes:

Sociology: A joke.
Social anthro: Mostly theory, but pretty easy save for the fact that I have a 10 am discussion on a Friday morning and I have been hungover for it every single time, just sitting there in the same dress I wore out the night before and my eyes glued shut clutching a vitamin water praying for death.
Urban Planning 120 ( Read more... )

 I'm currently in the process of re-doing this journal (ie locking up entries from when I was 15 so no one can ever read them ever again) and then making this thing quasi-public. I just need a place to recount my days/weekends since I can't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning, and ~*~blogging~*~ is also way less annoying than making ( Read more... )

God get me out of here I'm going insane. I cannot eat one more fucking meal in the dining hall, I can't deal with all the losers sitting in the lounges at 11:30 on a friday night studying so they can set the curve on their calc 32 test, I can't take one more trip to Bruin Cafe for a fucking chia tea latte that tastes like ass, and now I'm getting ( Read more... )

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my brother and I just got drunk and talked to the dog for like an hour.

merry christmaas!

Our really good family friend's (I call them Awesome and Richard) daughter just had a baby.


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Friends Only.
Sorry mom.