I feel like Randall in Clerks 2 when the pickle-fucker visits to boast his success ( Read more... )

I'm at work for the first time since Thursday/am out of the house for the first time since Thursday and I think I have an earache coming on.

if this is true, I'm fucked. earaches are to me what kryptonite is to superman.

keep your eyes peeled for an entry later today that may just confirm my worst fears.

peace.