Forlorn has the public felt since the disappearance of the magnificent Joey from livejournal. The months sailed by and Joey so often heard the cries of the many. "Where has he gone? Oh God where?" And finally, at long last, he returns to bring his much afflicted audience the joyous news ( Read more... )

I know it's bad to have a holiday where we celebrate exterminating most of a race, raping their women, killing or enslaving the men and children and just doing major attrocities. But Goddamn, I love turkey. And pumpkin pie. FUCKING PUMPKIN PIE. I'd kill them again if it meant more pumpkin pie. It's genocidely good.

Hey, so I come hom in a week for Thanksgiving. Looking forward to it.

Hey, waddya know? A brand new song on the MJ myspace? And what??? A new version of Binge and Purge?? Huh, I will have to check that out. What's the web address? Oh yeah, www.myspace.com/mjbandOh man, Avril Lavigne is coming up here soon. I'll be sure to check her out. Right ( Read more... )

I went to a friend's costume party dressed as Zach Braff. It basically meant put on a sweater and a sign that reads "I'm Zach Braff". Then I threw candy at people.

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God I love Evanescence.

Josh said it best with:
I think, in order to ensure a Kerry win, his wife needs to get up there and say "look, if my husband doesn't win, I'm taking away ketchup." It's flawless.

I've been commenting on Zach Braff's online journal with odd comments (I got the word ballsac into one of them;a series of haikus was today's entries). I'm thinking that maybe he'll read my comments and wonder "who IS this Joey Price?" and then get up the courage to e-mail me and we will become best friends. Fool proof my friends, fool proof ( Read more... )

Yesterday on the BART, a guy sat next to me and told me that if there was a military draft and he caught me dodging it, he would hang me by my balls.

The only thing I can say for certain is:

Yesterday in improv, we did a scene where my libido was telling me to have sex with my conscience.

Worst case of karma ever ( Read more... )

Our first song about jizzing in my ballsac was met with great approval by the audience. Our second song about me ditching out on my girlfriend's baby got decent approval. Our last song did not go over well at all. Apparently, date rape is still a touchy subject.