So I went into Brian Eno's house & I said Brian? Are you there Brian? Because I thought I heard what sounded like a sewing machine crying. I was wandering from room to room but they all looked the same to me it was like the set of the Polka Dot Door. Brian I said. Your house is making me feel lonely & cold. Brian. You're out of cereal. Your drapes ( Read more... )

I saw that girl I like after school waiting for her mom to pick her up & I yelled I don't love you! No one will ever love you. Didn't notice I was bleeding until I was home, climbing onto the counter, to get a glass of water.

I dug his eye out with a shoehorn. There I said. Now you know all about feet.

Why did you that he said. Those weren't crows. Those were ravens. I was about to achieve wisdom. I was about to know all about pricks like you.

I came back again to the river. I shooed the crows off the world's smallest man. I was throwing rocks & the crows BING'ed like bells when I connected with them. Pieces of the world's smallest man fell from their beaks back into the black water. Minnows swarmed over them. & fish swallowed the minnows whole.

The way you live disgusts me she said. We were on a Ferris Wheel. I could change all of that I said. Now that's really disgusting she said & she turned her face from me like she was returning to the surf like she said to the conch shell it would be okay with me if you closed around me I've seen enough.

I was waiting on the playground after a school. I had a tiny hammer on a red vinyl leash. The collar was made of licorice. I couldn't wait. I can never wait. To see her in her black taffeta. But then I saw her I saw her walking arm in arm through the sprinklers with Bobbie. On the way home I killed his dog. & I did it with the little hammer too. ( Read more... )

My best friend is Brian the Suicidal Zombie. He's dead but he's just not dead enough. Not for his taste anyway. So after I ditched school (screaming I will decorate my vineyards with your innards!) I ran up the steps to Brian's moldy old apartment well not so much an apartment as an old abandoned bell tower with the bell replaced by a big screen tv ( Read more... )

A few weeks later I came back to the river. The rabbits were eating the little man alive. At least the carrot shaped portions of him. I'd like to make you an offer I said. He said I know. You'd like to switch places with me. I scratched the sores on my chest until they bled. But he would not so much as turn his head toward me. When my mom found me ( Read more... )

Left her an orchid in her basement. I think I'd hurt her feelings you see. & I had to make it right. Had to crawl through the ventiliation shaft to get to her room. There was white sand everywhere. There were umbrellas hanging upside down from every inch of the ceiling. I placed the orchid in an empty fish bowl before crawling back into the shaft. ( Read more... )