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Pillow fight!
Can you believe it went on for any hour before being broken up?
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Jesus H. Christ
Your butchering the English language makes the baby Jesus cry.
You can't debate ON anything except your ass (if you happen to be sitting).
I'm a copy editor, and I must learn to accept that I will never have a job or a friend that doesn't inspire rage daily. -
Puddin'
I wanted pancakes for dinner today. I had pancake mix but the directions were all in Korean and the pictures on the package didn't clarify anything either. It's been sitting in my pantry well over a month waiting for me to gather the courage to do something with it. I figured 'what the hell?' and decided to mix some stuff, put it on the stove, and ( Read more... ) -
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Moniqa rushed from her apartment to the elevator, from the 7th floor to the 1st, and on to the ladies' room, only to pause at a package of "Flavory Tissue" on the back of the toilet. "Flavory tissue?" she thought as she sat. "Flavory tissue," she pondered and puzzled. Flavory tissue? Well what the heck is that? -
Lazy Sunday (11/22)
Walking, nice cold day.
Exploring my town, Ansan.
Parks, stadium, arts.
About seven miles,
Exhausted, then fourteen flights.
Time for a nap now.
Also, they spit in the street here. It's gross. But they don't blow their noses because they think that's gross. -
Last night's haikus
Please, what is this place?
My heartbeat thrums familiar
Drowned out by this place.
Bedding smells like me
Finally comfortable
And so fall asleep
Can he forgive me?
Still berating myself here.
And how long will I?
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