ich weiß Deutsch nicht.
ich weiß Sport nicht.
sondern ich weiß dich.
alles klar?

you do not get to block the busy boulevard. i don't care how much you love saving [money on gas] the planet. go fuck yourself.

love,
the rest of us

is expensive.

i am moving to cheviot.
i am officially an old lady.

usually i think about quitting my job once or twice a week. i'm finally starting to realize that the economy is shit (it takes an episode of the office to learn this?) so i decide not to quit and instead, move. out of the clifton area. forever. i don't want to be anywhere near college students or the poor folks that live off the scraps found in the ( Read more... )

i never knew nerd books could be so satisfying. or is it geek?

i love to go to the grocery store looking like shit. tonight it was unwashed hair in the college girl classic ponytail/stretchy headband thingy, breasts free and swinging, and wearing turquoise sweatpants tightrolled to avoid the wet ground. oh, and unbrushed teeth. i especially like looking this way when the objective is to buy as much junk food ( Read more... )

maybe i've been cruel. its a condition, not a choice, right? something with the cerebellum ...

so i search "austism love" and this is an excerpt of what i find:

"So Paul [an autistic adult] is now practicing the art of dating with developmentally disabled women like Bev, who is mentally retarded and therefore better at it than he is." (ABC NEWS)

i ( Read more... )

i am in love with the library. we've had some rough times, but she's forgiven me, and i swear i will never break her heart again. even her extension in my shitty neighbourhood is stuffed with sweets.

i borrowed and watched once tonight. i'd seen it in the theatre, but i think i enjoyed watching it in laptop glow better. i say this only because ( Read more... )

i do not wear a chador
i do not know any prophets
i do not make ramadan snacks
i do not know how to say hello
i do not know that life at all
please stop asking.