i would just like to say, i rule:

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life has been weird. i know many of you humans seem to think it's not that difficult being a cat, but -- as with most things -- you're wrong ( Read more... )

So much commotion today... banging pipes, rearranged cupboards, more noise, more activity, more things to try to hide from. She's figured out most of my secret hiding spots, though. Most of them...She thinks She knows all, but She's wrong ( Read more... )

I think She needs to take me to that pet psychic I saw playing with a llama in the television box once, because She obviously doesn’t understand me. Can’t She see how much I love her? See:


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The mountains in the closet have been taken away, leaving me less to explore. At least She has been around the past couple days, so I have Her to climb all over at least. Though Her hair smells funny -- tastes weird, too. Probably because all the black somehow fell off, and black is best. My hair tastes good; I hope the black doesn't leak out ( Read more... )

She hasn't been home in days, which would really piss me off if it didn't make me so sad and lonely. Luckily, She sent a kind someone to feed me and empty the nasty clumps in the dirty litterbox, which She had promised to do Herself days ago. Hmmm... I wish I was the type of cat who could exact some revenge by pissing on Her papers and clothes ( ( Read more... )

She put me in the closet last night... I was trying to communicate with Her but She was annoyed by my attempts at self-expression. Joke's on Her, though, because I had much fun exploring the mountains and caves of that closet. Maybe if I tell Her how much I enjoyed it, She'll shut me in again. Hmmm... if She comes home tonight, that is.

It's about time I got my own LiveJournal... now I might not be quite as bored during the many hours She wastes somewhere else away from me. There must be something to this technology thing, since She spends most of the too few hours She spends with me paying more attention to this machine than to me, even when I pretend to sleep on top of the ( Read more... )