Im not sure when it was exactly that i turned into a californian surfer, but recently ive been using words such as "Gnarly" and "stoked".
Wtf mate.

hey im using wireless internet at ferris.
im happy.

my farmers tan from warped tour last year has finally decided to vanish... or at least become covered up by a newer, better sunburn.  Hurray.  sitting in the sun for 1 hour and a 4 hour canoe trip really fries up my poor melanin.  Whatev, so i age slightly faster and it hurts when i sleep.  At least i dont look like a complete dork in short sleeves

Shit Scott. That aki-mofo be messin' with
my lady, gotta be runnin' cold upsidedown
his head, you know what I'm sayin mans? Hey
holmes, I can dig it, that brotha ain't
gonna pick up on you man, i. say Scott,
said you say i wanna say?, pretty J, I did the same-ol same-ol,
hey, knock yourself a pole, lick the gray metal fat.
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so i learned how to use my mac in an hour and 13 minutes. That includes set up and stuff. Who the heck told me they were hard to use? Liars.

Note to alesha :::: Our iChat video conferences are going to kick ass. It'll be like we're with each other! haha

My mom and i and went to orientation today.  That was sweet.  Not as good as seeing DAVEY EFFING HAVOK im sure, but it was still fun.  ALL the way there though ( 3 hours ) my mom would give my  hypothetical questions to answer, (i.e) " What if youre at a party" --- because you guys know, i party ALL the time... not---- "and you set your drink down ( Read more... )

 im so so so bored.  and hungry actually.  Ive worked from 3-6 or 5-8 like every day this week ( WAY more than im willing to do, Dr. H haha) which is prime dinner time so ive not eaten dinner in like... 5 days.  I make up for it by eating stuff thats way terrible for me, so its cool.  I think Im going to go make some scrambled eggs.  My roommates ( Read more... )

So i just saw the sweetest movie of all time.  Grandmas Boy, buy it.  Steal it.  I dont care, its effing funny and everyone must watch it.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.
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Alex: Every hear of a dog?
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Its like he KNOWS.  Its like Dr. H KNOWS i was thinking about being an optometrist rather than a chiropractor.  ARG.  Hes too good.  He makes me want to be a chiropractor because hes so effing nice.  "Lauren, i bought you a book written by BJ Palmer for your graduation present... Lauren, your adjustment was perfect today ( Read more... )

June 6 2006 is the 66th anniversary of D day.
Its weird thats all im saying.
Actually, i guess what im saying is NAZIS ARE PURE EVIL.

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