Things are good. No. Things are great! Umm, I'm soooo glad that I'm back home. SO GLAD! I'm glad that I get to be with my gf all the time, and that all my shit is unpacked. And that Jackie wears holey underwear, and that her friends have American Idol game, and that her dad likes to give lap dances. And that Kathy Griffin and Paula Abdul have their ( Read more... )

Yesterday I got a job gripping boards at Zumiez. To celebrate, I want to the strip bar with my friends and dropped $100 on strippers. Hehe. Then this creepy guy was hitting on Christa, and when she started ignoring him, he looked at me. I was like, oh hell no. But other than that I had the best time. Even if I did get home at 3:30 in the morning.

Your son had one of the most major milestones of his life today, and you were too drunk to take part in it. Good job.

I'm in love with a girl,
Who's in love with the world,
Though I can't help but follow.
Though I know some day,
She is bound to go away,
And stay over the rainbow.

So Fetish Night was pretty much fun. Except for only being hit on by creepy old man that slapped and grabbed my ass which was gross, and being propositioned by chicks, only to find out they needed a third wheel for their swinger sessions. Double gross. But dancing was fun. Drinking was fun. Checking out hot chicks with their shirts off was fun. ( Read more... )

There is this little cunt that is being a bitch to me at work, and if she doesn't buck up by Saturday, I'm going to kick her fucking ass. Any questions?

I don't think anyone realizes how great of friends I have. I mean, I think even I have taken advantage of how lucky I am. I am so appreciative of the fact that so many of them are willing to fly all the way out here to see me. It's amazing. I love and miss them all so much. I absolutely cannot wait to see them. Jackie. April. Tobi ( Read more... )

So I finally got around to scrapbooking Coen's Christmas pictures and Easter pictures. He really is beautiful. I love scrapbooking his pictures and memories so he can have them when he gets older. Hopefully I am around to see him grow. He is such a special little boy ( Read more... )

Ive got his photograph on a stand by my bed ( Read more... )

This is why I can't get shit out of my head ( Read more... )