Copied from
thistlerose, who copied from
lotesseflower:
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
I got:
"The way up is the way back."
Hmm, does that mean that Heraclitus* thinks I should be having more anal sex in 2012?
*(For reals, the nearest book is Fragments: The Collected Wisdom of Heraclitus.)