THIS KID is a dumbass. He got himself thrown in jail because he made a fake NBC ID and went into Shea stadium pretending to be a reporter, among other things.

News story here.

He's incredibly arrogant too, so be ready to LOLz.

Whomever is running the MySpace for this dead guy decided to add me as a friend.

I did know this guy in high school, and I did give him and his buddy a ride home after a party. I expressed interest in the guy, and his buddy told me flat-out that he wasn't interested because I didn't put out. Ouch. Just because he's dead doesn't make him noble.

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i'ma callin bout the leads

http://www.myspace.com/blackmetaljoe

I got all kindsa leads, what you need?

i'll post here one more time because i have a morbid curiosity what all of your myspace profiles look like. HEE ( Read more... )

About a year ago, I made a fake myspace account after my friend and I were sitting in a bar. The bar played nothing but Metallica for about 3 hours straight, with me complaining the whole time. I don't give a shit about Metallica, I am opposed to them in theory. My friend told me I should make a myspace account based on this theoretical hatred ( Read more... )

So, my friends Alana and Frankie made a fake Myspace account to fuck around with someone...I don't really know the reason. The point is that they made this fictitious woman look like a complete slut, and, one night on three-way calling, they were laughing about the messages "Tiffany" receives, since they're from horny middle-agers. After I ( Read more... )

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My eyes! They're bleeding from the layout! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=23436623

OMFG I ♥ GOD!!!

ok...we get it...
"Heroes: God, i wouldnt be here with out him. and even if i didnt belive in him i still wouldnt be here with out him."
what?

p.s. there is nothing physically wrong with this kid, it`s just how he looks =[