She got nicotine-basted ( Read more... )

i am currently standing on this mat and at any minute it could be ripped out from underneath me. this is an unsettling feeling. it is all unsettling.

my phone calls one of the swamps of lumberton, mississippi its new home. punny, but blast.

don't worry still missing you.

i'm alive and safe, but climbing the walls.

calling an abandonded kmart home is quite bizarre.

5 hours. bitches.

21 years old. meat free. caffine free. nicotine free. alcohol riddled.

i am leaving for london on sunday!

i have four days to pack. four days for it to sink into my head that this will be the best/worst experience ever. tomorrow i am having my passport expedited and after that is accomplished there is little to nothing standing in my way of going.

today we are just another statistic.

it's official. i am the last one of my grade school friends (that i have kept in decent touch with) to turn twenty-one. i really hope my dearest monica had to wear the banana suit we discussed during her drunken escapades tonight. i can tell by the slur on the telephone that the liquor was flowing and the good times were rolling ( Read more... )

i have recently started diving into dangerous regions of my house where only dust bunnies, report cards, and nintendo power pads survive. so far i have come out quite victorious, recycling pounds of paper on a weekly basis and uncovering not only my sambas from age 14 (which means i can put off buying new shoes for another 7 years), but also my ( Read more... )

i am all around numb i suppose. i feel as if i am going through the stages of breakup that main characters of romantic comedies seem to hand hold their diluted best friends through. you know those friends who fall too hard and too quickly for some shmuck that sleeps with them one night and never calls. except it's not about a guy. i suppose my ( Read more... )

i have been playing mortal kombat like it's my third job.
my left thumb is REALLY sore, really.
nitara rules and has inspired me to construct bat wings for myself (it's going to be hard finding talons in this market).
we must win more koins, then win robotman.
i have inhibited the body of a 13 year old boy.

my life is riddled with interestingness.