i have to make this short and sweet because i do not like spending more time in the umd library than is absolutely necessary ( Read more... )

i don't know if i will ever get married, but if you are looking to propose to me any time soon use this song and i am putty in your hands. hear me, dramarama, putty ( Read more... )

my stomach is currently tied in 19 knots. i counted. sunday seems so close, but at least i am prepared for this audition unlike the tragic mistakes i made for the previous one. you live and you learn.

wish me to break a leg (or both) because i am really going to need it. KNOTS i tell you, KNOTS!

gnomes defeated in an epic slaughter. maybe i will write a book about it one day and call it "lord of the rings", sounds catchy. hell, i might even make it a three parter with a prequel. i bet no one has ever thought of THAT! the plot is how a young lady braved extreme cold, goblins, and wizards to procure her phone again ( Read more... )

It is the day we have all waited for ladies... and gentlemen ( Read more... )

my phone is very out of commission so, if you call it the sprint people will kill your first born child. i really don't recommend it. if you need to get ahold of me, then electronic mail it (cubedcoffee@yahoo.com) and i will do my best to check it semi-regularly until the phone situation is evened out. i may have to conquer a small village of ( Read more... )

is there such a thing as a relief headache ( Read more... )

this weekend put a damper on my "live like a hermit because when you tough it out alone in a couple months you better be pretty damn sure of what is going on in that thick skull of yours"... quest i am on. but i met a new friend and he is good times and has a diabolical plan for a rough game of capture the flag, which i am completely down for. ( Read more... )

it's not massachusetts ave, it's mass ave ( Read more... )

allllll day sunday i was riddled with chills. no explanation. just could not stop shaking. then, my family opened our christmas presents (don't ask questions) and what did i receive, but an electric blanket. it really is my new best friend. if i was 2 years old again i would name it something adorable like binky or cuddleshmoopy. the best night's ( Read more... )