Comments | mysterystar: Evil Vibrators

mysterystar

Evil Vibrators

Feb 10, 2004 17:39

So today was pretty much pointless in the grand scheme of things. I hate Tuesdays enough as it is, what with the four hour gap between seminars. But to actually turn up to that second seminar and find that it isn't on.. to find that you spent four hours in the library for no reason, doing preparation work? Well, it is not a comforting thought to ( Read more... )

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scara_undead February 10 2004, 10:43:33 UTC

Or, maybe I'm wrong, and it's because her boyfriend has a rotating finger. With rabbit ears.

Yeah, he's a real hit at kids' shadow puppet shows too ;)

Methinks the ladies doth protest too much!

mysterystar February 10 2004, 10:45:31 UTC

Haha...that made me laugh out loud!

An Ann Summers kids party!

whisperingdream February 10 2004, 10:44:40 UTC

lol....you reckon i could get me one of them there fingers...And you're right tis merely an excuse for a boring sex life and of someone afraid to admit they really want to have a bit of fun....I love you xxx

mysterystar February 10 2004, 10:47:32 UTC

It's true. I'd understand if she'd tried it...found she didnt like it and moved on...but her sexual beliefs are humorous more than anything. It's probably a good thing, seeing as we are sharing a bungalow next year ;)

art_of_symmetry February 10 2004, 10:45:20 UTC

i can't and don't wnat to remember life before my vibrator lol! stpid woman can't moan until uv tried!

mysterystar February 10 2004, 10:48:54 UTC

That is exactly my point. She must be incredibly frustrated...or her boyfriend is a goodamn marvel of science!

LOL and she definitely wont be moaning! ;)

art_of_symmetry February 10 2004, 11:17:51 UTC

lol i know! I tell everyone they should by one-they're don't know what they're missing!

fucky0u February 10 2004, 12:30:23 UTC

LMAO!

If that's the case, is he available for a mere £24.99 and free p+p?

And, can I have two?

mysterystar February 10 2004, 14:45:35 UTC

Two at once? You utter minx!!

blink_lu February 10 2004, 12:40:13 UTC

oh dear! I *love* Ann Summers parties, I've had about 4 in the past few years - great way as a student to get cheap underwear....if you host them you get 10% of the order of the party off your order...which can end up being quite a lot if you provide lots of wine....

Out of interest...I have a rabbit and a toad!!! The rabbit is the best!

mysterystar February 10 2004, 14:46:37 UTC

I lurve the rabbit. I have an ickle pocket pleaser too! It's cute...and I persuaded Amy to get one. She is now initiated!