I don't understand women's shoes

[mystfemme]

Wide hips
Precariously perched
On petite
Pedestals
Creating a gait
That always reminds me of

Comments

[theoldone]

But you look so good in those shoes . . .

[mystfemme]

Oh, thank you, dahling. But, honestly, I'm not wearing those shoes. I'm the one in the dyke flats, shaking my head at the other women. Part of me wants to want to dress more girly but I can't get past the practicality of comfy feet.

[theoldone]

OK, I admit that my gaze never made it to the shoes.

[mystfemme]

I miss you.

[ilana_gefen]

Hahahah! Don't forget also causing pain and likely skeletal muscular problems.

[mystfemme]

'Zactly.