For a second of your life ( Read more... )

Come fairies ( Read more... )

A grotesque babe was Dunnenkirk, a freak by nature's making ( Read more... )

A few days ago, I noticed that pregnant women are a lot like Cracker Jacks or Wonderballs...with a nice little surprise inside!

Have you ever had one of those days were you have to run around everywhere looking for people? Well, we wouldn't have the problem of trying to find people if they didn't have legs.

Are warehouses anything like werewolves

You Are 60% Open Minded
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Shamus, me mate, we've had a pint and lots of talk ( Read more... )

This might be the last you all see from me for a while. Everytime I get on facebook or LJ to check up on my friends I get depressed. The fact that I've been unpacking my things all alone during the day while everyone else who lives here is at work doesn't help neither does the fact that I've been turned down for a job 3 times. But those aren't the ( Read more... )

What the Hell is Freakin' WRONG with me ( Read more... )