If you have a livejournal you are a loser. even more so if you're my livejournal friend. Okay, I might log in again next year. Bye.

Hello everyone, it's story time.
Who the fuck is going to see this shit anyway? I don't really know. Why do I have one of these things? I don't much know that either.


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I'm tired.

Dear Old Guy,

I'm sorry I threw a pumpkin at your window. Let's be friends.

Sincerely,
Mike

Edit:

This is me on Saturday.


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4 sonnets based on the 4 super powers of the earth, pirates, ninjas, robots, and zombies ( Read more... )

One day in the deep dark jungles of space, there lived a man. He was no ordinary man, he was a King. And also, he was no ordinary king, he was a Burger King. Yes, this man was the king of all burgers... in the universe. He valued fast food, the faster the better. Some of his burgers had rockets on the side, and the rockets had side mounted turrets ( Read more... )

I don't know what this is about or why I put it on here ( Read more... )

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There's a hurricane. It's all over the news, it's impossible not to see. People pretending to care about it, and they really don't, they just wont' good ratings ( Read more... )

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