Why is it that no matter how hard I try, I can never gain acceptance? I always wind up doing or saying something stupid, and alienating myself from my friends, who then proceed to treat me like dirt. Everyone who gets close to me is eventually repulsed by me.
It was a pretty nice ceremony, though the sun decided to make an appearance and ave me a bit of a sunburn. Erf! I'm supposed to be pale! No color is allowed in my face! Gotta get working on my resume though...
Now the question is... what do I do with the wad of cash I now have? :)