For some reason, tonight, June 26, 2008, the onion has a really gay front page. like the onion is all rainbow and stuff. so if you read this today, go check it out. i saved a copy of the front page to my computer. it is so awesome :)

http://www.theonion.com/content/index

"Zero plus zero equals zero" (referring to the coroner's intelligence. He was wearing a hat that said CORONER and apparently would not succeed at much else besides being the coroner ( Read more... )

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"Sko, Sko, Sko!" = Let's go ( Read more... )

Tan cotton ball with eyes

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ok, it's official. the people on my floor have completely lost their minds due to it being the night before the last day of school. Direct quotes follow ( Read more... )