Good Evening, Thank you for calling my Hotel (and giving me something to do in the middle of the night) this is your Friendly Night Auditor, how can I help you?"
"Is this Pizza Hut?"
Why do I even bother?
*headdesk*
Insert sweet voice here (now you should be frightened..) "I'm sorry, it's not."
"Then what is it?"
SERIOUSLY?!?
"You've reached my
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