Dear Life:

Get off (and stay off) my sack. That is all.

Someday my life's ambition is going to be to make a coloring book at least 1/2 as funny as this:


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I'm starting my next official wells e-mail like this


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I want a fierce, toned bod for my return to wells...what am i doing about it? an 8:30 a.m. (!) stretching class. Yeah, I know that stretching isn't strenuous, but fucking 8 a.m. is, and I guess I'll stay and do 15 minute core and virtual cycle following. but we'll see. i might just lay by the pool and think well-stretched (stretching class is 45 ( Read more... )

My family likes my girlfriend, my girlfriend likes my family!

cool.

Can't wait to be in Aurora.

Life=good.

Not knowing where she is but having a vague feeling that it's somewhere close makes so nervous. Also, no telephone communication is also proving to be HELLA hard.

OH FUCK i'm anxious now but I'll feel better soon.

HAHAHAHA!!! I think that the first nations and indigenous studies minors should all wear this on a t-shirt for prospective students:


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being nerdy is a fantastic, amazing thing and I LOVE being a comic book-reading, star trek efficianado with a passion for cartoons and i'm hella proud of that.

Remeber that thing about kids being birth control? Well now I have pink eye. So now I'll be washing my hands every ten minutes and applying ointment to my eyeballs every four hours on top of renewing my aversion to procreative sex.