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My First Day Off In Weeks:

1. stayed up ‘til 330
2. turned of all phones
3. woke up at 1230
4. blew the fall leaves
5. watched a half hour brit com

day’s casualties:

kathy:

one ankle

one finger

one palm of hand

dad:

one knee

three fingers

mom:

one ankle

tired

all in all a good day

A woman is vacationing on the Isle of Beguile, where natives always lie and visitors always tell the truth. Three men greet her as they pass. The blond fellow says, “We are all natives.” The guy with brown hair says, “Only one of us is a visitor.” And the man with red hair states, “You are a beautiful woman.” Is she?

I'm Amy Matthews!


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Three minor surgeries,

one week,

a pair of tweezers,

scissors,

a needle,

hot water,

and an exacto knife-yes exacto knife- later,

I finally have the last splinter out of my foot…stupid cactus grass

yes, yes, no more limping around on one TheEdge of my foot saying "ow" randomly woohoo for me...although there is quite a nice hole in my foot ( Read more... )

OFFICIAL MEMBER OF PHI ALPHA THETA, yes this does mean that my dorkness is complete, but all is right with the world when your favorite professor in the whole world says, and I quote:

Here’s another rose, you’re worth at least two.

And there went my heart melted into a puddle of mush.

Gonzo
You scored 42 Mood and 37 Energy! You are eccentric and often feel somewhat removed from your peer group. You are loveable and sensitive, but sometimes suffer from bouts of depression and existential angst.
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i would run away, run away,
yaddada yaddadadada
run away, ya, run away ya, run away run away run away with...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: “and methods; present an outline of how the science of history works;”
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? scissors
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Keeping Up Appearences
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 2.33
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