I'm going to go to my old workplace for the first time in the month since I've quit. Is it bad that I kind of want to see things falling apart in my absence ( Read more... )

It's been TWO YEARS since I posted on livejournal. I was only reminded it existed again after I visited with Jess at her workplace who I hadn't seen in maybe 3 years.
I've moved to NJ and I am unemployed! So er.. That's my life :P
Does anyone use this anymore?

When I really want something, I get this horrible tight feeling in my chest. I hate it. I get that way when I enter a Sanrio store... or when I meet a super fine guy. For the most part, I just avoid shopping, since most shopping establishments make me feel sick, and ever since I met Frank, no guys really elicits such a feeling from me ( Read more... )

Oh urban dictionary, you never cease to amuse me ( Read more... )

I always believed that phones and cars should turn off when they sense alcohol so that people don't dial or drive drunk.. now I'm starting to think that my computer should sense whenever I'm about to bleed, so that I can stop myself from posting sad "I'm a pathetic cow" entries ( Read more... )

Tomorrow night I'm gonna eat pie.
Despite that tonight I went to the gym and weighed myself and had to stare at those extra 13 lbs I've gained since returning to the U.S. I need to diet...

Diet = Misery
Fatness = Misery

ug.. This drives me crazy.

Watching "The Biggest Loser" isn't helping.
This dude lost 100 lbs!1

Kitty is feeling crappy..

Mouse Hell
My house is over-run.
I woke up this morning with a mouse on my shoulder. This just crossed the line. First it ate all my candy, and now this... Only Frank can do that!!!
Anyone have a cat I can borrow? SERIOUSLY!!!

I have the plague still. It won't go away. I'm sick of my co-workers telling me to go to the doctor, and having to tell them I can't because I have no insurance. Just one more month ( Read more... )

Yeah we did it! One friggin' year! In the end, I didn't get him a gift. He didn't get me anything either. Instead, we ate a barely cooked hunk of cow, had some beers, and stuffed ourselves until we were sick with ice cream and pie. That just spells love, doesn't it? Then after we got home, we ate loads of cheese, drank cherry-flavored beer, and ( Read more... )

What should I get for my boyfriend for our 1 year anniversary? He never reads this, so don't worry about him finding out anything you guys suggest. But please do suggest something.. I'm pretty bad at this. Especially since I've never gotten an anniversary gift for anyone before.