I've been thinking. And I think that people who don't think are much happier. Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I was significantly dumber than I am now. I mean I'm not brilliant & I have blonde moments (or weeks) but in general, I'm not stupid. So maybe the key to happiness really is ignorance. Who the hell knows. But a partial ( Read more... )

i'm definitely failing out of emerson. i'm not even being ironic or whiney this time. it's legit. a prof threatened to fail me. i'm sorry she's ugly and sometimes i just can't handle that, so fine, fail me you ugly middle-aged-looking (but claims to be 30-something??) HO ( Read more... )

things i did last night that i should probably never do again but hopefully will ( Read more... )

Letter of the Day Biznaaa: M

1. Meow

2. Mushrooms

3. Matthew Lawrence

4. Martinis

5. My life

New game: I will give a letter of the day (remember "Sesame Street"? like that but with dirty words too) and 5 words beginning with that letter. Respond with the first thing that comes to your mind with each item.

Letter of the Day: "S"

1. Starbucks.

2. Sunglasses.

3. Sherpa.

4. Short people.

5. SPARKLES.

And....GO!!!

1. you are hilarious when you are drunk ( Read more... )

A Happy Sparkles Birthday. To me.

it's 4:45 in the morning.

i've realized sleep is overrated.

and that i'm updating livejournal at 4:45 in the morning.

Shit I haven't updated in f'ing forever. But it's noon on a Sunday, I obviously don't feel like reading "King Lear" and writing a response paper due at 10pm tonight, and I'd have to hit the ATM machine before I loaded up at Starbucks. And I've been "tagged" by Bunny/Elizabeth to name 20 random/awesome facts about myself. Pressure ( Read more... )

Reasons why Elizabeth loves me ( Read more... )