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by royal decree, July 16th, 2007:
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I traced the crack in the concrete to the wall. The brick and mortar did not follow the example it's foundation. My thoughts raced and suddenly I spoke ( Read more... ) -
Oooooh yeaaah! *matt hardy music do-do-do* I CAN SLAM A TORNADO!
I can fart out a sea.
hi *waves shyly* I don't know what to wite about. I hab been fuh so long I don't know how libejourmal werp no mores. Can anywun help me, a wittle boy wike me? wah-wah.
I want ba ba.
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Alright, I found out how livejournal works. I grew 27 years old in 20 seconds. -
two possible horanal enteriez
entry #1:destiny. that's what i want to talk about. picture this: a semester abroad. two strangers passing in a small italian town. like unchained wildflowers, their souls merge, doing a dance as old as time ( Read more... ) -
i like the movie dick starring adam handler
it's raining time in the city. lots of dudes are lining up to have their mandatory gas nozzle hands implanted. this post-apocalyptical neuro-net watch computer is going off, which means another wedding is taking place down in the chapel. it's been about nine years since the government has made human/human marriages illegal, so most people have ( Read more... ) -
the internet plush community
hang on a thecond, i have to make a phone call. hello? ipc renegadeth. you told me to call you when my ballth dropped. well, they dropped...right into your mother'th mouth. but that'th not what i'm here to talk about. *throwth phone down* i'm here to talk about hypocrithy. it'th running rampant throughout the ipc. thee, you thay sithe ith ( Read more... ) -
welcome to parker's room
welcome to parker's room
where you can watch his mom vacuum
and the dolls will talk to you
and toy trucks come to life
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soai peikk iula hsadik
aoi skikk aosi lali aspeii alks eiru. eiooa ashkl a;oix. the clemson tigers have a personal meaning to me. a long time ago i met a man named clemens jimmenson sr. and he informed me that he wanted to buy some blinds for his auntie's house, which was located in a desolate mountainous desert bayou plateau at the end of the earth. i realized this ( Read more... )
