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[mywilltodie]

Haven't really had a reason to post but today is post worthy.

So, Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome came in today by the name of Robert Solo. Yeah, officially he was there to clean the carpet of my office but instead he had the intentions of cleaning the carpet of my office.He came in and immediately told me he knew me from somewhere, possibly the gay

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[tfbaxxter]

Quite exciting! Looking forward to the sequel. And I certainly hope you won't be murdered. I'd try to record some of the conversations, to use as possible evidence for your employer or somesuch.

sincerely,
~ Miles T.F. Baxxter

[mywilltodie]

Quite exciting! Looking forward to the sequel.

Hopefully the sequel will be worthy of the original and not some straight-to-video release.

[fuzzyroo]

whoaw that is pretty freaky! good thing god gave us furries baseball bats and crowbars in good suply!

[mywilltodie]

I work at a place that sells house blinds and I was planning to hit him over the head with a blind display.

[fuzzyroo]

hehe you should have pointed behind him and said "look out a banana!" then hit him!

[mywilltodie]

Look out, a banana! *hits you instead* >=)

[dakhun]

"they was A Big Spot was They That did not came up And in The Big Room They wasp A spot Did not come up."

LOL, that pick-up line would *never* have worked on me!

[mywilltodie]

hehe =)

LICK ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

[anonymous]

FAGGOTS ARE DIE

[dagz]

man, i told my cousin Robbie that you'd be easy!! WTF man?!! ;op

[mywilltodie]

*hugs!*