As seen on Flists everywhere (or at least in fandom), here are the first lines of the last 20 things I've written.. minus the first line from the September Teitho (cuz ya know, anonymous entry and all that) and minus what's sitting on the flashdrive that I can't currently access. A third of these are WIPs. Also, not in order.

( is 'narcissistic meme' a contradiction in terms? )

In good Hobbit fashion, I bring a gift to my FList. Well, ok, so its not really a gift, and I'm not really actually giving it to anyone, but still. I've decided that today needs more Johnny Depp, and that anyone who has not yet been exposed to art by the lovely honorat must rectify that ASAP.

Let us all ogle Captain Jack Sparrow.In other news, today ( Read more... )

Your result for Which Chess Piece are You Test?...
The Queen's Rook


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Swiped from peachy_penumbra

( Most of this list is Santilli's fault )

Ah, Patriots' Day. The little-known civic holiday observed each year on the third Monday of April. If you don't live in Massachusetts, Maine (which we used to own), or Wisconsin (who likes us anyway) then you might not have a worldly clue what I'm talking about. That's ok. I blame your American History teacher. But no harm, no foul. Go grab ( Read more... )

Meme swiped from the perpetually amazing synecdochic. What follows is a comprehensive (passed the point of insanity, really) list of my fic kinks. For everyone whose mind just bottomed out passed the gutter I hereby state that "kink" = "item or element in a story that makes me squee." These are in no particular order and probably run the gamut between " ( Read more... )

So it looks like 08 is to be the year of weddings and funerals.

don't worry.. a little anti-bacterial creme and it'll clear right up for you

"Reply to this post, and I will list three things I love about you. Maybe more than three. Then repost to your own journal and spread the love."

Anyone who's been here for a while probably knows my opinions on Valentine's Day, but in case you don't remember the comment wars of VDay's past I'll reiterate: I don't like it. Hate it, in fact, fire of a thousand suns and all that jazz. The only times I found the day remotely tolerable was when I was single, because then I had the perfect ( Read more... )

Stolen from shannonolippy

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING!

( Of course, the problem with this is that I have to choose 15 favorite movies... )