Hello there, campers!
I'm sorry to report that the Muse is still MIA, but thanks to a healthy dose of alcohol, I'm here to post something resembling a blog.
About Swine Flu.
Because I'm paranoid.
And drunk.
And being followed by
Randall Flagg on
Twitter.
That's right, you heard me correctly.
There is a new phenomenon growing on the interweb's latest
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I know that the media is hard pressed for things to blow out of proportion now that the economic crisis is old news, but if causing mass panic is going to help make them money, then I'm going to ban the internet....
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I'm not typically the paranoid type either, but I found myself sitting across from a teenager on the rapid (aka above-ground train/subway thing) who was hacking up a lung, and I thought to myself, "Okay, Lori, don't touch your face, and wash your hands the SECOND you get to work." Usually I'm all like BRING ON THE GERMS, MY IMMUNE SYSTEM NEEDS TO DO SOME PUSH-UPS, but I have to say that I started considering carrying Purell on me. I've seen Outbreak, just like everyone else.
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However, when a flu virus does a nasty thing to your immune system and tricks it into drowning you in your own fluids, that's when I start to get nervous...
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