NOW it's dangerous to SMS while driving...

NOW it's virtually impossible to blindmsg safely anymore. Without tactile indicators.

...and YES. It WAS before...and YES. In a MANUAL.

...and YES. It IS your fault Apple. Kurwa...

Putain. Touchscreens. Vaffanculo.

I made it...

...now let's just hope I make it the fuk OUT of here...

You may find it difficult to believe but...

When you've got >1 lane on a road anywhere in the World, the right lane(s) weren't put there so you can ( Read more... )

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engrish speakers of English speaking backgrounds...Brits, Aussies, Westerners

Would've

Not would of

Would've

Would've = "would'(have-ha)"

Savvy? Capisce? Comprende? No habla Espanola? Preggo...

One fly-lice pleeesss...xie xie

Cyclists ( Read more... )

Dear cock, ballsack, anus ( Read more... )

jilder can you contact me ASAP?

( RIP )

Thus endeth the Triple J whirlwind tour of the UK 2009 ( Read more... )