so there I was at work, just doing the things I normally do and Joe was giving out fancy candybars to everyone. He gives me one that is chocolate with orange pieces...and he says, "see, it has orange pieces in it. no nuts. you aren't allergic to orange pieces are you?" ...no, of course not...so I unwrap this chocolate bar quite carefully, because ( Read more... )

Go to google.com and type in ("your name" needs) And post the 5 funniest ones ( Read more... )

so I had all sorts of dreams the other night...well, actually this morning since I got up at 6 and couldnt fall back to sleep until 8:30 ( Read more... )

...and I will reply with a RESPONSE!!!(of epic proportions of course)...perhaps a song, or a poem, or a delving into the innermost depths of my mind...who knows what mysteries await you??? ...reply and find out.

ps. you must post this in your journal, because...I SAY SO!!!(and then write "because n8 said so," at the bottom)

an update for the sake of updating...

...mmm, sake...someone should take me to tatame.

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

so back in sophomore year, I pissed off this one girl enough that her friend came and bitched me out...I really didn't have a problem with the friend before that, but all of a sudden there was this real awkwardness whenever I would see the friend on campus - neither one of us would talk to the other, and most of the time we would just look away ( Read more... )

look at all the excitement you miss if you don't hang out with us...

The elusive "Bacon Lord"(not pictured, as you can't see bacon lords) calls forth a suit of armour from the finest materials available and gifts it to "Craig The Conqueror"(you can't be a conqueror and not have armour)...

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Due to my previous lunch experience at the mall, I decided to go home for lunch today...As I was driving, I looked over and saw a light blue thunderbird parked on a side road. two girls that were identical twins, wearing the same color shirt - which happened to be blue, got out and switched places ( Read more... )

what would you hope to find when you opened it???

ps. this is not a philosophical post. I actually plan to write this book...maybe ;)