Today, after I passed this 2nd grade boy on the stairs, he stopped and yelled up to me, "Nice pants ( Read more... )

I love going down for lunch, scoping out the cafeteria tables, and NOT being able to find the kids I tutor. Absent tutoring kids = longer lunch break and more time to fuck around and check my e-mail ( Read more... )

I want to live in J.D. Salinger's stories, before people knew smoking was bad for you.

Or I'm HORMONAL. Either way. I've been crying a lot lately. Not because I'm sad. Maybe I just need to? Cases in point ( Read more... )

Oh what a night!

I've spent the last two hours scrapbooking to the musical stylings of Phish thanks to this. The strange thing? A guest performance by Jay-Z. Jigga wha ( Read more... )

To celebrate Fat Tuesday, my roommates and I just gorged a Cheesy Bites Pizza from Pizza Hut...at Pizza Hut...and now I feel like I'm going to Cheesy Barf. I couldnt resist, even though I knew it would make me feel like a tranquilized grizzly bear.

I have to say, that walking in to Pizza Hut and actually sitting down to have a meal, makes me feel ( Read more... )

I'm actually getting choked up about the Dove campaign for real beauty.

If you havent seen any Dave Chappelle stand up yet, go to Blockbuster right now and rent something of his. I watched "For What It's Worth" on Comedy Central last night, and didnt stop laughing for an hour and a half. The Sunny D. "purple stuff" reference even made me pee a little ( Read more... )

I'm feeling pretty damn good myself. I'm feeling better about life in general than I have felt in a while. The stars are shining bright tonight, I've got clean teeth, and the girl at the window of Arby's was extraordinarily nice. I felt like we were flirting ( Read more... )

If you could be any diva, rock star, idol, band member, person of musical talent, etc. living or dead, for one performance, who would it be?

Me?

Freddy "Mr. Fahrenheit" Mercury.