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So I just got a call from Chris from JVC. They found out I'm planning on leaving Omak early. They are not happy. They want to come up with a "compromise". I do not. Isnt me dedicating another motherfucking YEAR OF MY LIFE to you guys worth anything? Isnt THAT enough of a compromise ( Read more... )

Today, I helped Daniel with the first grade class, and as he read a story, a sleepy-eyed little girl named Randi Ray leaned against my legs and rested her head on my knee ( Read more... )

Ok. I'm fine now. I went so far as to read message boards and I was actually SAVED!

Holy Shit. Nothing will make you appreciate what you have until your 1735 titles dwindle down to 182, and then come back magically 20 minutes later. I will never be ungrateful AGAIN!

If anyone can help me with the following gigantic problem, it would be greatly appreciated ( Read more... )

This shit is fucked up and hilarious is so many different ways, I don't even know where to start.

Let me get this straight...

Bi-polar disorder causes you to bone 14-year-old boys?

That's crazy hot.

Get it? Crazy?

Ok. You know that DUDE that used to run around on children's public television in like the 70's or 80's wearing a unitard featuring the human skeletal system and major muscles and organs?!?!?!?!? And he had kind of a white man-fro?

I just found a picture of him in the Macmillan Dictionary for Children under the word instructor.

"The instructor uses ( Read more... )

Happy Saint Patrick's Day you guys!!! My frizends are in tizown and we are having a ball. I forgot how easy and effortless and heart-filling and funnier-than-shit conversations can be when you are with people you totally love ( Read more... )

Let's get this party started right ( Read more... )