Attention my fine four footed children...

[nahar]

I have made a decision about Shadowfax boinking the elf. It is disgraceful. From here forth, Shadowfax is not a horse, a stallion, or even a Mearas. Hence forth he is just a really ugly cow.

Hope the boy can moo.

Comments

((*chokes*))

[cuine]

A wise decision.

[jenjinn]

I just have one question.

Is he a flying cow, and can we use him for a screensaver?

Fortunately...

[horseofrohan]

...I'm an atheist, so proclamations like this just bounce off me.

SNUGGLEBUMS?

We need to do more shagging, I think!

[lordelrohir]

He is so mean!!!!

I bet him and Bema do it and don't tell anyone

Yes!! Let's!

*shags noisily*