A congressman owes me a favor ( Read more... )

You know what is really aqkward. Giving a tour to someone who has given you a physical. Yah. Well that happened to me today when i gave my physican and his family a tour. Words can't describe it. To make matters more aqkward, there was a bomb drill when i was giving these people a tour thus, i had to wait with this people for like a half hour make ( Read more... )

Funny things that have happened to me at work yesterday ( Read more... )

As seen on Myspace ( Read more... )

DC fucking rocks

-yesterday I got a tip for giving a tour. 25 bucks WOOOOO!!!!
-Yesterday i went out for a 3 course meal for 30 bucks....restarant week rules
-When congress is in recess the LA's play video games

2 be continued

Today I saw John Kerry. He made a comment about the red sox winning the world series so i booed him. We made eye contact.
I also so a very depressed Joe Leiberman and a very sexy Madeline Albright.

I'll dc ya later...

This is it. Im on the eve of the of something big. No more summer rec. no more liquor store... there is nothing left to do cept pack my shit up and go. At a pensive moment like this Im not suprised i can't find the words to mark such an occation. Perhaps i should make up a new one? Perhaps not ( Read more... )

....Yah Im the fucking shit. That is all.

Im giving my 2 week notice for the liquor store. DC is coming up soon. Im sort of nervious about the whole thing. Im gonna be so far away from everything im familar with. No sal bob. No Gar Bear. NO Eddie DON'T. No Bobert. NO nicky the dog. No one to play beer pong with. Kelly and Dave are too old for drinking games. No college buds ( Read more... )

I have discovered a new passion for the sport of beer pong. I play it whenever a group assembles. Im so proud of myself that I actually carried a team for once and broke Sal and Maggie's streak. I don't mean to beep my own horn but BEEP BEEP ( Read more... )