remember when i quit this thing forever lator

so um happy birthday to me in 2 hourz

soo im ten hours into pokemon i cant sleep till i evolve my wartortle until then i shall keep on playing and listening to the unicornz live in a carwash so i will be able to destroy michael durring chess club tomorrow or chess club slash pokemon club some girls bringing snackssssss like a snake then from there is soda party at brendans then more ( Read more... )

today in spanish, my teachers books fell on the ground and she screamed like a dinosaur. i laughed for a million years and charles only laughed for a couple thousand spanish is now my favorite class the end

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"i was eating at burgerking,right? and i open my whopper and theres like seashells bones and fucking fingernails and shit in it and then i decided to go to oceans of fun."

CHICAGO The state of Illinois has sued the Dave Matthews Band for allegedly dumping up to 800 pounds of liquid human waste from a bus into the Chicago River.
The foul liquid doused a tour boat filled with passengers.

The lawsuit accuses the band and one of its bus drivers of violating state water pollution and public nuisance laws. And it seeks 70- ( Read more... )

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