[I STOLE THIS SO HARD.]

[nakedsafari9]

Start Time: 11:36 PM

Name: Chinua Achebe White

Nicknames: Chey Doggg, Chi, Chinua the Echidna, The Black Market, BlackWingedAngel,
BWA, Howaito-san

Sex: Mocks me at every turn. Damn you, sex!

Birthday: Thursday, July 23, 1987
Name three bad habits you have: Exaggerating things, saying EXACLY what I'm

Comments

[nakedsafari9]

I spelled motherfucking 'happiness' wrong. Damn it.

[jimbokoopa]

Get back to work! Christ, why do I pay you?

[nakedsafari9]

Because I give the best fellatio on the block.

[plump_rump]

that's what i'm talking about.

[pita_and_hummus]

You forgot "Chinua Shamus McWhite".

[nakedsafari9]

I wish everyone could forget that one.

[nakedsafari9]

Oh, and the proper spelling is "Seamus", not "Shamus". Or something to that effect.

[pita_and_hummus]

See! You're more Irish than I am. You know how to spell Shamus.