The DS Lite can shut the fuck up. This is a man's DS.


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For real this time. I don't need a livejournal to be an excuse for me to neglect my site. Direct all your attention to this site. It's been a nice ride, but this safari ends today.

...I'm serious this time! Really, I am!

First, my shades. Then my Mp3 player...again. Then my damned DS. Now, it's my motherfucking headphones... Broken. AGAIN.
I.
Am.
Pissed.

One bit of good news, though... I relieved a lot of my frustrations again when that guy messed with me again today. Man, I ruined his shit. This is the first time I've ever punched someone until they bled in ( Read more... )

Today marks the 7th time in the past two months that some guy has tried to get me to go out on a date with him. It isn't the same guy all the time, either. Sometimes he brings friends, and sometimes completely different guys try to 'rap' to me. I wouldn't be so pissed if I didn't already tell them that I'm straight. They say crap like "Don't knock ( Read more... )

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MOTHER IS COMING FOR YOU.

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I've learned some things over time; some things that should have been obvious, and some that don't readily show themselves. For one, I learned that condoms filled with batteries fly pretty far when you use them as slingshots. I think it landed in the graveyard across the street. Pretty good shot, I'd say.

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HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGDIGGITYDAMNHELL
I AM MOVED! All that time without my computer and a stable connection to the internet had my life melting. MELTING. ENGLISH MELTING.
In any case, I managed to get lots of Hard Wayne's stuff done, even without a computer. My new house is big, but it is in terrible, terrible shape. Been fixin' crap all day and all ( Read more... )

Come this Friday, I'm moving from my home of 17 years... to some place called Yaedon. I've never been there, or even seen the house I'm moving to. If my house isn't a peice of shit, you guys should come on down. I'll let you know the address when I find out. It probably won't be nearly as impressive as Vicky's huge motherfucking house on the prarie ( Read more... )