Comments | nakedsafari9: [Stay on your side]

nakedsafari9

[Stay on your side]

Nov 08, 2005 21:45

Today marks the 7th time in the past two months that some guy has tried to get me to go out on a date with him. It isn't the same guy all the time, either. Sometimes he brings friends, and sometimes completely different guys try to 'rap' to me. I wouldn't be so pissed if I didn't already tell them that I'm straight. They say crap like "Don't knock ( Read more... )

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jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 03:15:35 UTC

Punch him in the face.
Here's my reasoning: What do people think about situations where creepy men say innapropriate things to women?
It's no different. Let him know that by breaking his fucking nose.
I can't stand this stupid shit. I understand you entirely.
Reverse discrimination. Break his nose.
If you don't even want to, do it for me.

If he says you're some kind of gaybasher...?
Let's be honest...
What would a judge say, if you told him he was doing the same things a woman could get labelled as rape?
Please punch him in the face. Black rock, yo. Black rock. My gay room mate agrees.

In the words of Carlos Mencia on gay recruiters:
"How do you know you don't like it until you try it?"
"Well, I've never bashed my dick with a hammer until it bled either, but I'm PRETTY sure I wouldn't like that."

jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 03:41:49 UTC

Please punch him. Punch and scream.
You can't stop gay people who will try to convert straight people.
You can stop this guy from making advances on you with a bloody nose.
Are dogs stupid? Incapable of learning, sometimes, right?
What about this guy? Isn't taking a hint? What do you do to a dog if it tears up pillows and you can't get it to stop? Beat the fucking thing.
Punishment. Negative reinforcement.

Gays HAVE met a lot of troubles in today's world. That does not mean they deserve to get whatever they want. They've met troubles? So what? That makes them as much as a person as me. I've met adversity, too. I've met intolerance. My ideas and actions are very much the opposite of what's taught in any holy book. I'm just not a group of people, so I don't get media coverage.
If I grabbed your ass, would you punch me?

PEER PRESSURE.

nakedsafari9 November 9 2005, 03:44:26 UTC

I love you.

jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 03:45:52 UTC

IS THAT A YES!?

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jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 03:42:06 UTC

Do it.

_inchoate November 9 2005, 04:06:02 UTC

If your ass looks anything like your icon, Chinua, I'd grab it too.

: )

nakedsafari9 November 9 2005, 04:38:22 UTC

I want a pair of panties like that, though.

...shut up, I'm straight.

_inchoate November 9 2005, 05:15:02 UTC

And I am a gay man. Thus I will buy you those panties (I have some similar but the bunny is in the fron. It is witty and says "hip hop" with a boom box next to it. Bunny= previously mentioned black rock, mebbeh?). You will wear them.

We will have some fondeling. But you will love me and I will not get punched.

Because I will be very charming and you will enjoy it.

Sometimes I wish I knew what I was talking about.

jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 06:50:29 UTC

Woah, what?

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bwish November 9 2005, 04:29:20 UTC

You're not the only one!
And it's worse when you have a ring on your finger! AGH!!!

bwish November 9 2005, 04:29:50 UTC

Although... I do act quite gay it seems. Metrosexual?
This avatar is titled "Gay".

nakedsafari9 November 9 2005, 17:23:22 UTC

Looks more like "thoughtful" than "Gay" to me.

pita_and_hummus November 9 2005, 22:30:56 UTC

Haha. Gay people are awesome. You're fucking out of the loop this time, Chinua. Out. Of. The. Loop.

nakedsafari9 November 10 2005, 02:08:37 UTC

Nothing is awesome about sexual harrassment. If this defines your "loop", then I'm gonna keep on trek'n on the outside.