A friend came by today that I had not seen in a long time. She asked me how my holidays were. I thought, "Holidays? What holidays?" Then I remembered she had left for an international trip in November 2006. That seems like an eternity ago. Was it really only four months ago? I had to concentrate to remember what I did just a few short months ago. ( Read more... )

Me: "Just put duct tape on it."
Friend: "But duct tape just works. It isn't pretty. I would use it if it was pretty."
Me: Klunk (the sound my chair made as I fell on the floor laughing).

How are these weird entities created? They just seem to materialize out of mist, yet they have more substance than a white dwarf. You haven't seen them for eons. Then they appear out of the black of space. Time disappears and you are sharing a sun again. Our surfaces may have changed but we know that our insides are still the same. The sun laughs ( Read more... )

I took the How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test as suggested by whitebushido. There is a problem with the test. It just shows pictures. How can anyone learn from another person without hearing their thoughts, opinions and feelings? What does a picture have to do with the person?

Someone today asked me why do I ride a bicycle when I could drive. I asked them why do they drive when they could ride a bicycle.

I just had a conversation with my boss that threw me for a loop. She doesn't know what "Rock, Paper, Scissors" is. Everyone else I have ever asked that was raised in the US has known what that is. Of course I haven't asked everyone either. Does anyone else not know what it is?

I was doing laundry the other day and the guy next to me started swearing because the previous person had left the lint in the dryer screen. He spent the next 15 minutes complaining about how the world has gone to pot and everyone is horrible because someone had left lint in the dryer. Just after he stopped his rant my washer was done. I took my ( Read more... )

Just a simple question. If only a male and female can marry, who can a person with the genetic makeup of XXY marry? If you think such a person doesn't exist, ask your doctor.