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[namesofthegreat]

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, Good MUGGLES / WIZARDS / WITCHES / VAMPIRES / HAGS / NONENTITIES / RED-HEADED PONCES of Brawl. How do you do? Albus Severus Potter at your service. Pleasure to write at you, as per always. Had you missed me? Perhaps you pined away in that time? Sacrificed goats and hippogriffs and little first year Gryffindors in an effort to

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[prosnogger]

Oi.

You are spreading lies, dear Albie. That's going to get you into trouble.

[namesofthegreat]

Will you make me disappear? How positively evil of you, Teddy.

[prosnogger]

Albie.

By the time you read this, I might be a piece of furniture.

[namesofthegreat]

Hmmm. What type?

[bananas_an]

But I really wanted a story to go along with the illustration...mostly. ^_~

[namesofthegreat]

Now now, Good Madame. That is a tale far too long and far too dastardly for thine virgin eyes.

[bananas_an]

Then I want to at least hear how you "mostly" push a button.

[namesofthegreat]

Er, mostly?

[lionheartmalfoy]

Honestly, Potter. Must you?

[namesofthegreat]

It would be the most effective Hallos costume, Y/N?

[lionheartmalfoy]

I did not know you were interested in getting into my clothes.

[namesofthegreat]

Errrrrrgh. Must you say it like that?

[hex_you_up]

"Redheaded ponces"?

[namesofthegreat]

Er. Not you, Mum.

[hex_you_up]

Mm-hmm.

[namesofthegreat]

Honestly! It was that Matt bloke. The goggled-one with the big mouth.

[slobberymongrel]

I should write a novel.

[namesofthegreat]

About mountain lions?

[slobberymongrel]

That eat Slytherins.

[namesofthegreat]

I bet we taste delicious.