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It is one thing to stop at various ports where we die horrible deaths. It is one thing to experience various body altering floods at the Admiral's whim or to be served the miserable excuse for food the kitchen staff cooks up. But why...

Why is my hair pink?

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Does anyone have black hair dye?

I demand to know why there is oil leaking into my room!

Prentiss, I must speak to you at once. In person.

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Admiral, I would like to request an aquarium.

I have something to discuss with you regarding the safety of those on the ship.

Is anyone aware of who it was that shot Morgan?

The food you give us is atrocious. How long must we suffer this dismal diet? Is our imprisonment not enough?

((OOC: The food is probably fine, Namor just feels like complaining.))

I would like to apologize. I should have been able to do more to aid our cause, but a coward shot me from behind.

I got plankton! It's nummy.

I'm gonna go play with the fishy.

Why do people keep trying to pull me out of the water whenever I find a comfortable spot?

Admiral, I would like to request more marble.

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I feel...ill.

I would like to inform any that aren't currently aware that that was not my typical behavior. I am quite proud of my Atlantean heritage. I do not see it as a fault of ours that we cannot create fire, as we are an underwater species, and we have created technology that has more than allowed us to work around that. If anything ( Read more... )