Comments | namus: Heating Tortillas and scrambled eggs

namus

Heating Tortillas and scrambled eggs

Jan 19, 2006 08:40

I perform a ritual at home, every single day.

8:00 am - Open the fridge door. Check for food. Empty. Shut the door.

8:15 am - Repeat.

8:30 am - Repeat.

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9:00pm - Repeat.

I've come to this conclusion about me and my roommate - Most people starve because they don't have the money to feed themselves, we starve because we're lazy! We've ( Read more... )

food, jobless

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ex_ga_woo January 19 2006, 16:04:18 UTC

Tortilla \Tor*til"la\, n. [Sp.]
An unleavened cake, as of maize flour, baked on a heated iron
or stone.
[1913 Webster]

Intend to marry someone who loves to cook? The best option would be someone who finds it sexually stimulating. "Ooooh! Baby!! Placing this in the micro-wave is making me wet!!"

psychog January 23 2006, 18:34:42 UTC

hehehehe asshole!

namus January 23 2006, 22:12:35 UTC

There's a guy that specializes in such things - the neurotic George Costanza. :))

ex_ga_woo January 23 2006, 22:14:59 UTC

I've watched a total of one episode of Seinfeld. So I have no idea what you're talking about.

notanangel78 January 19 2006, 17:11:48 UTC

whats with boys-in-the-us and tortillas? when ashster went first, he was always eating tortillas everytime we called him.

P.S: Marry someone who likes to cook! Marrying just anyone might not work, coz a lot of women nowadays prefer men who can cook:))
Good luck!

namus January 19 2006, 17:21:10 UTC

Well I would prefer desi rotis anyday but I can't make them nor are they any cheaper to buy. As long as I can stand the smell of a tortilla I'll eat that instead. Makes life much easier. :)

vandyvandana January 19 2006, 17:33:27 UTC

yeah, i'm one of those women. If i marry him, i would expect him to cook but looks like he wont :-|

Sumane, I now have doubts if i wanna marry you later in life.

namus January 23 2006, 22:19:00 UTC

Lets all pray for a patriarchal society. :p

suku January 19 2006, 17:20:50 UTC

Most people starve because they don't have the money to feed themselves, we starve because we're lazy!

Look at the bright side of it. You'll lose some weight ;)

namus January 19 2006, 17:22:30 UTC

Well I have and quite a bit at that. :->

suku January 19 2006, 17:25:26 UTC

Yay...party time! :D

brainz January 20 2006, 05:08:13 UTC

wh0a, i would hate to see you loose all your flab.

buggchaser January 20 2006, 01:05:07 UTC

Ha!!! Been there my friend.... Let me tell you yer not the only one who starves coz yer lazy. I have spent weeks with only a tomato and a cucumber in the fridge.

psychog January 23 2006, 18:38:57 UTC

one for food and one for recreation huh??

buggchaser January 24 2006, 10:08:38 UTC

Hehe........... Ya TRANSMORGIFY!!!!!!!! I miss u .. hehehehehehehe

psychog January 24 2006, 10:22:20 UTC

hee hee hee....Er *Transmogrify
Well missing is mutual dude but we shouldnt be writing this on someone else's post lest they think we are not heterogeneous homosapiens!

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karthik January 20 2006, 06:24:11 UTC

Maybe you should perform a voodoo ceremony on the firdge.

namus January 23 2006, 22:21:40 UTC

Maybe we should get you a girlfriend.